his will was to kill you.

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Ma’am, the Harry Potter movie ended 20 minutes ago. You have to leave the theatre.

lolzkaban:

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

“Who was your first kiss?”

“Oh ya know, just John Stamos.”

The feeling you get when you force yourself to stay awake in a boring class.

sodamnrelatable:

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haileymartel:

Bath mat turns red when wet. 



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